- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to divide by 0

the ability to command watermelons

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to self destruct

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Pointless Super Powers