The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to die on the spot and not revive

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the ability to tell time without a watch

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

thumb_up thumb_down +46

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to ejaculate needles.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to never come into existence

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

thumb_up thumb_down +191

Power to freeze ice.

thumb_up thumb_down +179

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!