- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your own ego.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to only see glass.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to be heard in space

Pointless Super Powers