The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to jizz money

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!