The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!