The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!