- Pointless Super Powers

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to divide by 0

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.