- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be an idiot.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to lower your own ego.

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers