The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to predict the present

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!