The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!