The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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cry acid tears

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!