TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!