- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to turn into a lamp once.

Pointless Super Powers