- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat bread

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to look TV

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

Pointless Super Powers