The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!