The power to touch your toes

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to misspell

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!