power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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cry acid tears

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to microwave bread

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the ability to see through air

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!