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the power to summon a massive midget
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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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the power to open doors that are unlocked
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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people
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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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The power to pronounce the word "rural."
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!
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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!