The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!