- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to defecate while standing up...

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

Pointless Super Powers