- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

Pointless Super Powers