- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Pointless Super Powers