- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to rotten food.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Pointless Super Powers