- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

cry acid tears

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!