To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of hindsight

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!