The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!