power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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cry acid tears

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!