The power to obey gravity

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to read your own mind

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!