Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!