The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!