- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to rotten food.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to read your own mind

The power to die

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Pointless Super Powers