- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to make money disappear.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to break bones at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Pointless Super Powers