- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to eat bread

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

cry acid tears

Pointless Super Powers