- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to obey gravity

The power to touch your toes

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

Pointless Super Powers