- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to think of a good super power right now.

being black

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to lick your balls.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to become famous on vine

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

the power to turn into a tree

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

Pointless Super Powers