The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to die on command.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!