The power to obey gravity

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!