- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be normal and average

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to read your own mind

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to even

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to get arrested

The power to not finish your....

Pointless Super Powers