- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

i love to make shit brix

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

Pointless Super Powers