The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!