- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to be powerless

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to look at Sun.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to only see glass.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Pointless Super Powers