The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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cry acid tears

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!