The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!