The power to wish you had a power

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!