- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to be an idiot.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Pointless Super Powers