The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!