- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink boobs

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to quote memes randomly

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

Pointless Super Powers