- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

Pointless Super Powers