- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to walk on land.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to predict the present

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers