- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart at the worst moments

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to look at Sun.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Pointless Super Powers