- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to quote memes randomly

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to digest corn.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to be an idiot.

anything Aquaman does

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to poop dogs without fur.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

Pointless Super Powers