- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to control yourself

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the power to be forever alone

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to take huge shits at will.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to be normal and average

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to fart at the worst moments

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Pointless Super Powers